WTF
Posted by Nishit Shah on February 21st, 2008The world is much, much, much more weirder than normal these days. The latest proof comes from the Kiwi haven of New Zealand. Oh, you might want to turn down the volume on your computer as you read this. Okay, here are the facts: The Royal New Zealand Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSNZSPCA) has recorded a CD with one song it, titled “A Very Silent Night”. People can buy the CD and the money goes to a worthy non-profit cause. So far so good. “A Very Silent Night” turns out to be just that. The RNZSPCA, you see, says it recorded the entire CD at a frequency heard only by dogs. That’s right, dude, humans can’t hear it. The needle on my Weird-o-Meter just jumped to life, and is bobbing between 20 and 24. If you’re like me — and (trust me on this) pray that you aren’t — you’re probably thinking “WTF?? Why would anyone want to spend good money on CD they can’t hear?” But nooooooooo, the CD “has rocketed to the top of the charts”, according to the Daily Telegraph (presumably the New Zealand edition). Oh, yeah. my Weird-o-Meter just hit the 100 mark, that’s as high a weirdo rating an event can have … well, except a couple of higher ratings for the truly extreme weird (and those, of course, would be the opposite of the falsely extreme weird). Not only has a CD with no sound it that humans can hear become a chart-buster in Kiwi land — you might want to sit down for this — it’s so popular it is going global! As you read this, distributors in Australia and the U.S. are in heated competition for the regional or global distribution rights to “A Very Silent Night”. An accompanying video is a hit on YouTube — I am not sure if this is just New Zealand YouTube or global YouTube, but it has helped boost sales of the CD. And following all this popularity, like a chihuahua nipping at one’s heels, comes controversy. Some dog owners rave about it, and say their dogs wag their tails and even dance to it. “That’s amazing!” said one CD owner. “I cranked my speakers up full volume and played this, and the dog across the road went ballistic!” Others say that not only are there no sounds on the CD a human could hear, there are no sounds on the CD at all. “This is a have (as in “have you on”). I checked it with an oscilloscope and there is nothing there, it’s just muted video.”
PS. I donno wots stopping me from cutting an album by distributing blank CDs !








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